20, English major at a tiny university no one has ever heard of. Or should I say, a tiny university of which no one has heard. I read snobbery books and hate action films, love pretentious art, and live off a combination of reality TV, Amy Hempel, and caffeine. But enough about me. What about you?
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So I have been in some form of a LOKI’D war with my friend and today I decided to LOKI’D her room. So another friend and I did this. She’ll keep finding them months from now. I feel super accomplished.
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Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
Oh, I love spam! I haven’t gotten any in so long. And what a great excuse to use a few of these:
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Here’s Mitt sucking the life essence from a human child.
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"I’d like to go out in the front yard and shout something. “None of this is worth it!” That’s what I’d like people to hear."
Raymond Carver, “Elephant And Other Stories” (via whenwetalkaboutlove)
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so apparently children have been eating tide’s new detergent pods because they think they’re candy
so naturally we blame tide for their design
instead of blaming the parents for raising their children to be stupid
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